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Preachrblog: Under the Influence

The following is intended to be humorous and not invective. Preachrblog: Under the Influence

Dr. David Adams makes this very case in his assessment of what divides the LCMS today, a view which I find to be very insightful. Disclaimer: Not everything in Evangelicalism is necessarily bad. We Lutherans do have points of commonality as well as important differences. I'd just like to see an increased awareness of what those are. Most of us in the LCMS have been influenced, somehow or another, by modern American Evangelicalism. With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, I put together the beginnings of a list... feel free to tack on your own comments. If they're really good I will even include them in the post. ___ YOU MIGHT BE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF EVANGELICALISM IF: You believe it's important to be “Christian First, Lutheran Second” You would rather have lunch with James Dobson than C.F.W. Walther You believe the Great Commission is the central point of Christian teaching You think that many Lutherans are too concerned about Doctrine You've ever called someone a pharisee for defending a point of biblical teaching You think that different Christian teachings needlessly offend people You prefer to say “close” rather than “closed” communion Your idea of close communion means that Christians from other denominations are probably “close enough” You say things like, “we've just gotta get the young people involved at church” You don't see why an organ is more appropriate in church than a drum set You prefer Group Publishing to CPH You prefer Youth Specialties to Higher Things You prefer Focus on the Family over Issues, Etc. You think churches that are shrinking in size MUST be doing something very wrong or You think churches that are growing in size MUST be doing something very right You think Lutherans believe “pretty much the same” as non-Lutherans You think crucifixes and private confession are “too Catholic” Your prayers contain the phrase, “Lord, we just...” You repeat the mantra, “everything happens for a reason” You think congregations should be “mission outposts” not “maintenance stations” You believe the “marks of the church” include: stewardship, servanthood, and political activism You think Confirmation is as important, or almost as important, as Holy Baptism You believe that Holy Communion is between you and God, but has nothing to do with your neighbor